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44 Truisms and Quips

I am a big believer in humor and love intelligent word play.  Over the course if my, many, many years, I have run across quite a few truisms and now have listed them here for you to enjoy.  It is not all inclusive, but they are funny, and right now, we all can use a bit of humor.  Enjoy, and I hope you get a chuckle out of them.

1.If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
2.I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you.
3.Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
4.I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."
5.Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
6.I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
7.If you can smile w…