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Be My Valentine? (humor)

Oh amore, how we have such great expectations, of passion, and romance, and tenderness, and kindness...especially on Valentine's Day...Well, this story puts those idealistic sentiments to rest.   
A couple was out on Valentine's Day shopping at the mall and it was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. 
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was. 
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?" 
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store." 
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it.” 
Happy Valentines …