Thursday, June 27, 2013

The Importance of Sentence Structure

Today's post has to do with being let go, something all of us may have had to face at some time. The interesting thing is while this may not be funny, sentence structure still is. Enjoy…

Times were tough, and unfortunately the boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. 

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit.'

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