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Viva la Difference: Women & Men

This is a funny video explaining the difference between how men think and how woman think called the Tail of Two Brains.  The video is by Mark Gungor and he uses boxes to describe the difference.  Thanks Barry Thornton (a super brillian individual and good friend) for the forward.  Enjoy!!

20 Random Thoughts of Wisdom

1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way... So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

5. The last thing I want to do is hurt someone. But it's still on the list.

6. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

7. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

8. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

9. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

10. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

11. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

12. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

13. Be happy a thorn bush has roses, not upse…

Alternative Meanings

Every year, the Washington Post puts out a request for its readers to submit alternative meanings to common words. They call it the neologism contest and below is the 2009 winners as judged by the editors of the paper. I really like how some of these “new” meanings actually make more sense than the old ones. The second list involves taking any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supplying a new definition.
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Alternative Definitions:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), the state of being appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent, flaccid.

6. Negligent (adj.), a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n), o…